shrinky dink is my zen

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elixxir Sep 03, 2015 10:39

Holy shit I am OLD.

Not physically (godDAMN I am still fine as fuck) but in the brainmeats. When exactly did I stop spending all my brain energy contemplating Nikki Sixx's dick size (really small as it turns out) and start figuring shit outFucking meatsuit. Fucking hormones. Fucking brains ( Read more... )

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6 years ago I wrote

elixxir May 03, 2015 13:41

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The prodigal returns

elixxir Apr 27, 2014 20:26

I forget how to do this ( Read more... )

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elixxir May 23, 2012 13:25

It's always been my personal belief that the biggest dickheads you meet come into your life for a reason, to teach you something and that lesson is never just that they are an asshole. Ha. I've been wrestling with this one for a good long while now because I really am trying to grow here. You know. As a person ( Read more... )

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elixxir Jan 09, 2011 21:03

Christ it's been a week. Fitzy started vomiting again. Curse of LJ I suppose, the minute I say all is well it all goes tits up again ( Read more... )

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elixxir Dec 23, 2010 23:47

I haven't slept since sometime last weekend. Sometime. Last weekend ( Read more... )

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elixxir Oct 26, 2010 22:14

Okay, that's it. Something has GOT to be done. Padded room. Electric shock. I'm open to any ideas. See, I was reading LJ today. And reading. And reading. And reading. And jeezis christ just how far back do I need to go here??

To Friday?

FRIDAY??

Yeah, yeah, busy at new job bitch, small people, Just Dance, blah blah. The excuses reasons I ( Read more... )

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elixxir Mar 08, 2010 09:18

So this morning Kneegs made the mistake of telling me it was going up to 14 degrees today (that's almost 60 to you non-metric heathens). Its been winter too damned long. I rolled straight upstairs, slapped a coat of red polish on my cloven hoofs, busted out my high heeled crocs and off I went to work. Yes, I was That Idiot. I knew how utterly ( Read more... )

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elixxir Feb 19, 2010 10:04

Today's message from the Universe needs to be printed up, posted in front of me and possibly tattoo'd directly onto my eyeballs ( Read more... )

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elixxir Dec 03, 2009 11:00

Damn you White Grape Vodka, you traitorous, treacherous bitch ( Read more... )

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